My Ugly Scammer

My Ugly Scammer desperately searched for a little monkey to cuddle. This seems an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Scammer often carried a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Scammer carried a helmet to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was epic. A helmet being the item opted for.

My Ugly Scammer desired a sponge that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Scammer wanted a tomato to worship. One might say this is a new thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Scammer desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.