A Jolly Servant

A Jolly Servant desperately searched for a bottle of coke to play with. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

A Jolly Servant owned a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It might be an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Servant carried a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

A Jolly Servant desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Servant desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would often worship. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Jolly Servant desperately wanted a sword that they would drop. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was selected.