Her Ugly Servant

Her Ugly Servant always had with them a pint of cider that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Servant often carried a sword that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Servant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Servant desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Servant owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Her Ugly Servant desperately craved for a dildo to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to select.