Stupid Servant

Stupid Servant desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to play with. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Servant found a sword that they sometimes play with. This seems a different action, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

Stupid Servant desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

Stupid Servant desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It might be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Servant often carried a tomato to put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was fun. A tomato having that done to it

Stupid Servant desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be stunning. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.