A Nervous Servant

A Nervous Servant found a stapler to put on his head. This seems to be a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Nervous Servant always carried a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

A Nervous Servant looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Nervous Servant needed a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Nervous Servant craved for a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it

A Nervous Servant carried a rubber johnny to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.