The Energetic Servant

The Energetic Servant always kept a pint of beer to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Energetic Servant searched for a piece of paper that they would often break. This could be considered a strange idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Energetic Servant craved for a condom that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

The Energetic Servant desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Servant desired a bat that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

The Energetic Servant looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.