My Curious Servant

My Curious Servant found a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a helmet being the thing selected.

My Curious Servant carried a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon being the thing selected.

My Curious Servant desired a hat that they would drop. It was considered to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

My Curious Servant found a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

My Curious Servant owned a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen thing.

My Curious Servant owned a dildo that they liked to cuddle. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.