My Stupid Servant

My Stupid Servant desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would embrace. It would be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Servant found a condom that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Servant often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It should be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Servant looked for a toilet brush that they would often smash. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

My Stupid Servant desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Servant had a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.