Scary Servant

Scary Servant always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Scary Servant desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Scary Servant desperately craved for a ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

Scary Servant desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

Scary Servant desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Scary Servant always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.