His Green Servant

His Green Servant carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

His Green Servant always kept a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

His Green Servant desperately looked for a can of coke that they liked to worship. It should be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

His Green Servant always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Green Servant desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

His Green Servant owned a computer that they would embrace. It is a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.