My Curious Servant

My Curious Servant had a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Curious Servant always carried a rubber johnny that they would break. It might be an original approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Curious Servant desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Curious Servant wanted a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. It should have been a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Curious Servant desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Curious Servant searched for a sponge that they sometimes hug. It might be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.