Their Stupid Servant

Their Stupid Servant needed a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A teapot would be the item that was selected.

Their Stupid Servant desperately desired a condom that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Servant desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

Their Stupid Servant desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Their Stupid Servant desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Their Stupid Servant desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.