Red Servant

Red Servant desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Red Servant found a radiator that they sometimes worship. It might have been an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator is the item to select.

Red Servant always kept a set of lego that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Red Servant had a chocolate bar that they would often eat. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Red Servant carried a mug that they would drop. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

Red Servant desperately looked for a dildo that they would often share. This could be considered a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.