His Dodgy Servant

His Dodgy Servant wanted a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen item.

His Dodgy Servant always carried a teapot that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was amazing. A teapot is the item to select.

His Dodgy Servant wanted a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

His Dodgy Servant desperately looked for a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

His Dodgy Servant searched for a hat that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a hat being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Servant found a bottle of coke to demolish. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.