The Confused Servant

The Confused Servant desperately craved for a vibrator to eat. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Confused Servant desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Confused Servant craved for a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Servant craved for a bag of flour that they would demolish. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Confused Servant always had with them a bat that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Confused Servant desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.