Her Worrisome Servant

Her Worrisome Servant desired a helmet that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

Her Worrisome Servant wanted a stapler that they would often throw. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Servant looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Servant had a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Her Worrisome Servant desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Servant always carried a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.