The Lovely Servant

The Lovely Servant desired a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Lovely Servant desperately desired a vibrator that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Servant desperately desired a tomato that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Servant desperately looked for a chocolate bar to play with. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Servant carried a bag of flour to sit and look at. It would be an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Servant craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is epic. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.