My Careful Servant

My Careful Servant desired a vibrator that they would often demolish. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Careful Servant always carried a pint of cider that they would embrace. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Careful Servant looked for a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

My Careful Servant desperately needed a cucumber that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Careful Servant desperately looked for a dildo that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

My Careful Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.