The Naughty Servant

The Naughty Servant desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Servant had a mug that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Servant wanted a spade to hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Servant often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Servant desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes share. This seems a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Servant needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.