My Nervous Servant

My Nervous Servant had a melon that they would rub on his belly. This seems a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing selected.

My Nervous Servant desperately needed a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Servant desired a sword that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Servant desperately searched for a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a wig was the chosen item.

My Nervous Servant desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Servant always carried a can of coke that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.