The Unusual Servant

The Unusual Servant always had with them a CD player that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Servant searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Servant looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Unusual Servant needed a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Unusual Servant craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Servant desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would be a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.