His Foolish Servant

His Foolish Servant needed a custard pie that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie of all things.

His Foolish Servant desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Foolish Servant wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

His Foolish Servant desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It is a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Servant looked for a stapler that they would occasionally embrace. It was an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to choose.

His Foolish Servant desired a stapler to worship. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler having that done to it