Retarded Servant

Retarded Servant looked for a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Servant often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Retarded Servant looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It was a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Servant had a sword that they would throw. It might have been a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

Retarded Servant craved for a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to choose.

Retarded Servant desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.