My Confused Servant

My Confused Servant always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Confused Servant always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Servant desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Servant always had with them a big sponge that they would often worship. It was an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Servant wanted a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Confused Servant craved for a melon to hug. It was considered to be a new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought it was out of this world. A melon was the item that was chosen.