Blue Servant

Blue Servant always carried a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

Blue Servant desperately desired a pint of beer to embrace. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was fun. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Blue Servant desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Blue Servant always carried a piece of paper that they would play with. It is a weird activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Blue Servant always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Blue Servant wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.