His Silly Servant

His Silly Servant had a stretchman that they would share. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

His Silly Servant found a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

His Silly Servant often carried a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was fun. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

His Silly Servant searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Servant always carried a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It is an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

His Silly Servant needed a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.