A Silly Servant

A Silly Servant owned a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

A Silly Servant looked for a sponge that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

A Silly Servant looked for a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Silly Servant wanted a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Silly Servant craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Servant desperately desired a bottle of beer to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.