My Ugly Servant

My Ugly Servant desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Servant found a crown that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

My Ugly Servant wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes share. One might find this to be an unusual action, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Servant desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Servant desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

My Ugly Servant desperately desired a custard pie to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.