A Grumpy Servant

A Grumpy Servant wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. It should have been a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Servant desperately desired a pen that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Servant looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Servant desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is exciting. A pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Servant always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It was an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

A Grumpy Servant had a vibrator that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.