The Retarded Servant

The Retarded Servant craved for a pint of cider that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Servant needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes embrace. It should be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Servant desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It should be an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Servant always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Servant always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Servant often carried a piece of paper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.