A Eccentric Servant

A Eccentric Servant always kept a pen that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

A Eccentric Servant desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Eccentric Servant always had with them a bat that they would often put on his head. It is a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Servant searched for a CD player that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a CD player being the item opted for.

A Eccentric Servant always had with them a hat that they would often smash. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

A Eccentric Servant wanted a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.