Her Lovely Servant

Her Lovely Servant found a pencil sharpener to demolish. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Lovely Servant often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Her Lovely Servant desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Servant always kept a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it

Her Lovely Servant craved for a sponge that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderful. A sponge is the item to opt for.

Her Lovely Servant always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.