The Grumpy Servant

The Grumpy Servant desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Servant desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Servant found a cucumber to eat. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber of all things.

The Grumpy Servant carried a crown to share. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

The Grumpy Servant found a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It would be an original undertaking, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Servant desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.