The Gentle Servant

The Gentle Servant often carried a pint of beer that they would annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Servant desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

The Gentle Servant always had with them a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who considered it was breathtaking. A block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Servant owned a can of coke to eat. It was a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Servant always had with them a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Servant always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.