His Boring Servant

His Boring Servant always kept a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Servant had a melon that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Servant always carried a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It should have been a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Boring Servant desired a dildo that they would demolish. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Servant desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It might have been an odd idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

His Boring Servant had a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.