His Square Servant

His Square Servant found a teapot that they would put up their bum. It might have been a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a teapot being the thing opted for.

His Square Servant desperately desired a melon that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

His Square Servant found a pen that they would throw. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Square Servant owned a can of coke that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels it was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Servant desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

His Square Servant desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.