Their Lonely Servant

Their Lonely Servant needed a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is fun. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Servant desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Servant always carried a radiator to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Their Lonely Servant wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. This seems an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Their Lonely Servant owned a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A vibrator being the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Servant carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.