Her Bewildered Servant

Her Bewildered Servant searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Her Bewildered Servant carried a magic 8 ball that they would break. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Bewildered Servant always kept a bottle of beer that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Her Bewildered Servant had a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Servant found a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A melon is the item to choose.

Her Bewildered Servant wanted a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.