My Boring Servant

My Boring Servant desperately needed a CD player that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be miraculous. A CD player would be the item chosen.

My Boring Servant desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Servant wanted a teapot that they sometimes share. It was a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Boring Servant had a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

My Boring Servant desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

My Boring Servant always kept a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A sponge would be the item chosen.