His Talented Servant

His Talented Servant searched for a melon to annihilate This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Talented Servant desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Talented Servant needed a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

His Talented Servant owned a crown that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Servant found a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

His Talented Servant had a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.