Her Horny Servant

Her Horny Servant found a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Her Horny Servant desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. This seems a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Her Horny Servant desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Horny Servant desperately looked for a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

Her Horny Servant desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Horny Servant needed a cheese grater that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.