My Troubled Servant

My Troubled Servant looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Servant had a teapot that they liked to embrace. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

My Troubled Servant carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It was an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Servant looked for a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Servant wanted a helmet that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.