Their Dodgy Servant

Their Dodgy Servant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Servant needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It was a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Servant desired a sack of potatoes to hug. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Their Dodgy Servant desperately craved for a big sponge to demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Servant always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Their Dodgy Servant wanted a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.