The Beautiful Servant

The Beautiful Servant always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A magic 8 ball of all things.

The Beautiful Servant always carried a vibrator that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Servant wanted a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Servant carried a wig that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Servant craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It was a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Servant desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.