Stupid Servant

Stupid Servant had a helmet that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered it was stunning. Who would have thought, a helmet was the chosen item.

Stupid Servant desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new action, to some, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Servant desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Stupid Servant always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

Stupid Servant wanted a set square that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

Stupid Servant found a little monkey that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been an original action, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be stunning. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.