The Dodgy Servant

The Dodgy Servant owned a block of cheese that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Servant carried a condom that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

The Dodgy Servant often carried a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Dodgy Servant desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Servant wanted a computer that they would embrace. It should have been a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awesome. A computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Servant searched for a pint of beer that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.