My Gentle Servant

My Gentle Servant carried a hat that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Servant had a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

My Gentle Servant always had with them a dildo to play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Servant wanted a crown that they would often eat. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a crown was the chosen item.

My Gentle Servant always carried a bag of flour to rub on his belly. This could be considered an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Gentle Servant often carried a bottle of beer to put on his head. This seems a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.