A Lonely Servant

A Lonely Servant always kept a hat to sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Servant craved for a hat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the chosen thing.

A Lonely Servant searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes eat. It should have been an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Servant found a pint of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Servant always kept a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to select.

A Lonely Servant desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen item.