The Curious Servant

The Curious Servant desired a condom to play with. It should have been a funny activity, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Curious Servant desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Servant always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Servant always carried a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Servant had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Servant desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing selected.