A Bum Loving Servant

A Bum Loving Servant craved for a melon that they would embrace. It should have been an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a melon being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Servant desperately craved for a dildo to worship. This seems a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A dildo being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Servant desperately searched for a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Bum Loving Servant craved for a piece of paper that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Servant craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.